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Summer is here, which is typically the slow TV season. Really makes for great timing with this new weekly article
We got three season finales this week, and picking the header image was tough. My first thought was to go with the most outlandish image, but they all put up good contenders. However, in the end…
The Rehearsal… I mean, how I could I not go with Nathan Fielder actually flying a 737? I think it says something for how much Fielder has warped my expectations of television, that my first thought was “Oh, of course Nathan learned how to fly a commercial jet for the show,” and only much later upon reflection realized what a fucking insane and idea and level of commitment that is. I mean… what more can I say about that? There are a couple of fascinating reveals of the process throughout, which also tie into the previous episode’s connection between cockpit communication and autism. And… look, there’s no substitute for watching this show. You gotta just take the ride– almost literally, in this case. I’m still thinking about it: The ending didn’t blow my mind or take me as far afield as, say, the third episode, but again I wonder if that’s because of my own warped expectations after more than a decade of Nathan Fielder’s madness. It does, however, have one pretty wild coda, and another that ties a lot of the season together in a very funny manner.
Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney came close, with John’s attempt to fight three 14-year-old boys, but ultimately that was still an earthbound event. To be clear, being earthbound did not make it any less ridiculous. Sleater-Kinney performs with Fred Armisen on drums, covering “Kids in America.” Adam Sandler, Sean Penn, and Joe Mande guest, as well as Zephyrine, a teenage babysitter of one of the crew members, because the topic of the final episode was “What Is on the Minds of Teens?” The episode had an impressive number of callbacks as well, particularly in finally getting Bone Thugs-N-Harmony on the show. Anyway, the talk show format may be dated, stale, or dying (see also the next show), but Mulaney managed to reinvigorate it in the same way I imagine Letterman did in the 80s, putting in enough interesting and off-kilter stuff to add some juice to the form. I found it very funny and worth checking out, even if you don’t get to experience it live.
Hacks had a climactic penultimate episode this season, so I was expecting this one to feel more like denouement. But in terms of images, Singapore was a hard choice to beat. After some wallowing in Vegas, Deborah decides to take Marty up on a vacation offer to Hawaii… which she then reroutes into finding a loophole in her non-compete clause that allows her to perform in Singapore. Eventually, of course, Ava gets tired of all this; Deborah’s doing old, hacky material, partying all the time when she’s not on stage, and generally seeming to be in denial of how much losing the show and being unable to perform on her own terms is eating at her. What kicks her out of it? I won’t tell you, but it gives us a good spark and kick in the pants for season 5 (which may or may not be the final season).
With those three shows ending, our schedule is now going to be dominated by animation, with Fox’s new Thursday block, and the return of another staple on Sunday…
Rick and Morty kicks off season 8 with a Matrix episode, “Summer of All Fears.” We open with Summer quite obviously in some kind of simulated universe (based on all the random characters’ dialogue about returning phone chargers), and ultimately breaking out her and Morty. Apparently the two of them were trapped for the Matrix-time equivalent of 17 years, and they want to retain their experiences and memories this time. (Summer figured out how to seize power and ultimately became, I guess, president and a tech CEO? Morty, uh, went to prison. And then it got worse for him.) I’ll leave you to discover the hows and whys of that going awry. This was a fun, engaging season premiere; it wasn’t as inventive as the best episodes of the show, but we’re in season 8, and it was pretty funny on the whole and I enjoyed seeing the idea play out.
And in that Fox block, we get Grimsburg returning with an episode where Summers has to go undercover, flipping their roles, as Marvin now has to provide support. Which he not only doesn’t appreciate the work Summers does in that role, he’s a lazy spoiled man-child who refuses to do it when required of him. Lessons are learned and all that, but it’s still pretty funny along the way. The B-plot involves Pentos trying to own a bratty student (named Khaleesi, of course) with a ridiculously convoluted plan that he ropes Stan into. It doesn’t work. A bit on the strange side, maybe not one of their best, but still pretty good overall. It did have a good enough exchange between Kang and Flute that I wrote down: “Did Summers just stand up to you?” “I’ve seen better standing up at the Paralympics. I can say that, because I’ve been to them. Because I care. And because I misunderstood what ‘murderball’ was.”
Bob’s Burgers gives us an episode where the family goes on a walk at Linda’s insistence, which splits into two plots: Linda’s new shoes turn out to be a terrible fit for her and she ends up wanting to stop; Bob has to push her in a shopping cart most of the way. And the kids, who didn’t want to go at all, now want to stay out because they’ve noticed a fifth-grader Louise is “kind of friends with” apparently stalking / spying on the gym teacher… possibly, no, definitely due to a joke the kids made that she’s taking seriously. And they need to figure out what she’s up to and talk her out of getting herself in serious trouble. Solid Bob’s.
The Great North gives us an episode where Judy is understudy at a dinner-theater production, and she finally gets the chance to fill in… but Beef doesn’t want to attend because it’s audience-interactive. Judy gets… not bad advice from Alanis Morissette, but advice she really should stay for the second half of before taking. And Wolf and Honeybee try to coach Moon into being a better beef jerky salesman for whatever not-Boy Scout troop he’s part of. Solid stuff, but I got nothing noteworthy to mention.
We do still need to get to the final two episodes of Common Side Effects, but in the meantime, we started Murderbot, the series based on Martha Wells’ The Murderbot Diaries series, starring Alexander SkarsgÃ¥rd as the titular character. I didn’t really catch the vague sci-fi outlines of the broader world, but essentially, Murderbot is a security unit assigned to protect a science expedition (I’ll leave the details of it and especially of the crew for you to discover), but unbeknownst to them or anyone else, he’s hacked his programming to gain autonomy. He doesn’t have ill intentions, but he would be wiped and recycled if he was found out, and also he would prefer watching shitty sci-fi soaps to doing his job anyway. (David Dastmalchian’s Dr. Gurathin already expresses the most suspicions of him, although he’s absent from the fourth episode.) Not much groundbreaking so far, but it’s been a pretty fun and pretty breezy watch early on. The fourth episode (the latest one, from Friday night) shows some potential for both the quality and the actual direction of the story– I think probably the best episode so far in its own right, but also the one that most left me interested in what happens next.
Nothing at the moment. Just things I haven’t caught or caught up on yet, as mentioned above.
I probably have already written about “Bart’s Inner Child” in this section, but “What up, Marge?” is such a great bit of “pointless typical sitcom dialogue” that it’s always on my mind. (The unnecessary expository follow-up after the act break when the family arrives at the Brad Goodman Something-or-Other is another great moment in this vein.) Also on the Simpsons dial this week: “Sweet Seymour Skinner’s Baadasssss Song,” a personal favorite, and “Lisa on Ice,” where Homer is distilled into the essence of the terrible sports parent, although he’s really only the tip of the iceberg that is the Springfield mob in that one. I think Marge is the only adult we see whose behavior isn’t completely terrible.
30 Rock‘s “Mazel Tov, Dummies!” is a terrific episode. The overarching story of Criss trying to get Liz to open up and admit she does want the day to be special is lovely– and funny– and, of course, it gives us the return of Dennis and Megan, now complete with adopted son Black Dennis, whose very existence leads to pretty much all the funniest dialogue in this episode.
Another one pulled from the less-frequent classic files, we put on Home Movies‘ “Camp.” I realized afterward I meant to put on “Shore Leave,” but nevertheless, this is very funny, with our trio of kids at possibly the crappiest camp ever. Even so, I still find it so funny when the pompous counselor roasts Brendon’s writing and directing. And Rabbit Troop getting their revenge with their performance about how much the camp sucks is hilarious in that way something you wish you could’ve gotten away with doing as a kid is hilarious. And of course, I surely cannot conclude without mentioning Coach McGuirk’s lost weekend on what he thinks is a camping and beer-drinking trip only to find himself in a weird men’s encounter group. What a delightful and weird little show.
As mentioned above, three of the year’s better shows came to an end this week in The Rehearsal, Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney, and Hacks.
I don’t know of any show release dates for a while, though our regular readers will, I assume, be pleased to know that It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is set to premiere season 17 on July 9. That’s a ways away, though, so in lieu of that, I’ll point Tim Robinson fans to my review of Friendship from earlier this week (see the comments section). We usually get a new season of I Think You Should Leave every two years; no such announcement has been made for 2025 (and HBO took Robinson’s The Chair Company to series), so in lieu of that, get to the theater to see Friendship.
Your turn to tell me about your week in TV!
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A friend is breaking our usual group movie night format specifically to plug a couple episodes of Murderbot, so I should have opinions about that in a couple weeks. Looking forward to it–I haven’t read the books, but I’ve heard good things, and I love both SkarsgÃ¥rd and Dastmalchian.
The Hacks finale was clever, and totally agreed on it being visually incredible (now I’d love to get to Singapore someday), but I’ll admit it was a slight disappointment for me after the highs of last week. But only, I should add, by the standards of this show: it was still an interesting, funny, well-crafted episode. There are just a couple things I was hoping for–more attempts at creative problem-solving, more indications of how Deborah standing on her conscience was perceived by the wider world (I’d been guessing last week that it would propel her to a new kind of fame with new, younger audiences who’d idolize her–at least for a few minutes–for taking a stand, but that getting famous for ethics would have its own obvious downsides, especially since she hasn’t exactly been a role model on that front over the years), etc. But it makes sense that even if that’s happening, she’d be narrowly focused on the question of how to keep working, and not save any attention for anything else.
Still, though, the end was energizing, Deb’s slide back into her earlier hackdom was suitably worrying and poignant, and I loved seeing Ava and Deborah in Singapore (and Ava’s initial excitement at going to Hawaii–alas, poor Ava!). And the return of Marcus and Marty, both of whom I’d really missed this season! It’s good that the show isn’t bending reality to have them around, but it was fantastic to see them again.
Poker Face, “Sloppy Joseph”: Pretty good, with one of my favorite supporting casts of the season–David Krumholtz and Character Actress Margo Martindale! I always like when Charlie has to solve a case that can’t be resolved with any kind of traditional closure: no one’s going to arrest a 10-year-old girl for framing her classmate for a gerbil murder, after all, so she has to get creative here. This is obviously over-the-top in places, with the pre-teen sociopath being preternaturally put-together, but most of the humor worked. (The pause between her typing “how to murder a boy” into Google and then adding “‘s self-esteem” was the best bit.) But the good episodes of this season still aren’t as strong as the (almost unilaterally) good episodes of season one, which is disappointing.
The Rehearsal and Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney (and its predecessor) are both on my list. No one ask about the length of the list. The list has the best of intentions.
At the rate we are going, we will end Andor season two sometime around 2039. It’s a pity our lives are so busy, though honestly “too busy to watch TV” is not a terrible thing. “Ever Been to Ghoram?” trades elaborate if somewhat underwhelming set pieces and a sense of urgency for something more contemplative and a bit deeper. Spending far more time with Cassian and Bix is welcome, as is the slow burn to show us doomed Ghorman. I don’t know how much we actually needed a French-inspired native language (and populace) intentionally invoking the Resistance of WWII, but it’s very effective. But the most interesting scene was the trip to the Imperial Security Bureau, and the interesting ways that everyone is at once serving the Emperor and serving themselves. There was also this amazing trick with the makeup. In season one, we met in ISB man who was actually working for Luthien.
We never saw him in uniform till now. Out of uniform, he’s just another guy with a mustache. In uniform, he is a perfect re-creation of a cast member from the original trilogy, that mustache so very 1977. Will add that this script is by Beau Willimon, who wrote the prison arc from season one. As much as Gilroy is the guiding light here, I think Willimon is a better writer.
I assume the King of the Hill return this month is on your radar. Normally I’d be rolling my eyes, but the premise they have set up sounds promising enough I’ll check it out.
In the meantime… Matlock! E 3-4. We’re in the groove now, “we” including the show which has a nifty balance of Defendant-of-the-Week and the longer story. Maddy’s starting to form relationships around the office which means her duplicity is causing her extra stress, don’t see that improving as she gets more clues on her secret case. We’re also picking favorites as we learn more about the soft center to the prickly Olympia and what an unrepentant prick Beau Bridges is (I know his character has a name but he’s not around as much as Olympia). The courtroom procedure is as ridiculous as any TV lawyer show – let alone the judge’s cavalier attitude about admitting last-minute evidence, what kind of company lets a sexual harassment suit go to a public jury trial? – but I think it’s smart that the show hasn’t followed the traditional Matlock format of only murder trials, which worked in the Poirot-esque world of Andy Griffith’s show, but would seriously butt up against this series’ longer arc. An enjoyable couple of hours, glad to have a few more in reserve.
Yeah, I’ve posted plenty enough in the Discord about King of the Hill that I’m certainly aware of it. It doesn’t come out until August, though, so I didn’t feel the need to mention it yet.
Bridges’ character is mostly known as Senior, although I think we do get his real name eventually, not that it matters. (And I don’t remember where it’s mentioned, or if I know for any reason other than the Wikipedia page. It takes us a surprisingly long time to learn even Julian’s last name.)
Bridges is fantastic in the role, though– an unrepentant prick who knows he has the power to be one, and similarly, a man of few words who knows he can be because his word is God at the firm and he doesn’t have to sugarcoat anything. (He may even be a leading Guest Actor Emmy contender, if he can navigate around the ballot-stuffing of The White Lotus. Speaking of, Kathy Bates seems pretty widely considered the favorite to take home the Lead Actress in a Drama Emmy.)
The courtroom procedure is definitely the weakest part of the show, but then, that’s not really why we’re here.
Ah, for some reason I had it coming later this month. Bridges is infuriatingly good as Senior and I’ll always root for Bates. They’ve done a good job of interweaving the big story with the investigation of the case-of-the-week, I had thought they’d be more or less separated (firewalled?) but I like how stressful it is on Maddy to have to navigate both at the same time.