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"Badly" Is an Adverb: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang

"Harmony was right, her sister was murdered. You pulled the trigger. It just took this long for the bullet to hit."

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is often described as a comedy; you’ll see it tagged with both “Comedy” and “Dark Comedy” on IMDb, and most of the top Letterboxd reviews talk about how funny it is (Amazon, forever being Amazon, categorizes it as “Action and Adventure”). For whatever reason, of the “big” websites, only Wikipedia has the courage to name it as the neo-noir it is.

I found this pretty surprising: Kiss Kiss Bang Bang proudly wears its influences on its sleeve, from the cynical narrative voice to its morally-dubious-at-best protagonists. Like many other neo-noirs, most notably its predecessor The Long Goodbye1, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang tries to address a world where women’s lives are treated cheaply without treating the women themselves cheaply, but struggles a bit when execution that particular theme. It has a mean streak that makes the experience of watching it slightly unsettling, especially when it comes to that theme of violence against women. 

But also, it’s extremely funny.

Shane Black’s just-shy-of-crackerjack script gleans its humor from absurdity, from straight-up jokes, and from those horror-comedy moments where a laugh threatens to turn into a scream (or maybe it’s the other way around). Take the scene where Harry, never the brightest man in the room and often the butt of the joke, discovers a body in his bathroom and calls his newly found mentor Gay Perry in a panic. Even the dialogue works on multiple levels:

Perry: [talking over the phone] We gotta move her somewhere. You got gloves?
Harry: [over the phone] Excuse me?
Perry: Gloves. Do you have gloves? You have to move her. If it's a frame-up, some asshole's probably calling the cops on you right now. Do this: wrap up the body in a blanket, a sheet, anything.
Harry: Okay, any particular kind of gloves?
Perry: [sarcastically] Yes, fawn. Will you fucking hurry!
Harry: Perry?
Perry: Yeah?
Harry: I peed on it.
Perry: What? You peed on what?
Harry: I peed on the corpse. Can they do, like, I.D. from that?
Perry: I'm sorry, you peed on...?
Harry: On the corpse. My question is...
Perry: No, my question, I get to go first: Why in pluperfect hell would you pee on a corpse?
Harry: I didn't intend to! It's not like I did it for kicks!

(Quote taken from IMDb to save me typing.)

This scene, to quote Stefon, has everything. The absurd slapstick of Harry struggling to deal with a body in his bathroom; Perry’s lightning-fast wit and biting sarcasm; and the actually-horrific-when-you-start-thinking-about-it dead woman in Harry’s bathroom. That Harry peed on. It’s awful. It’s hilarious. But you might as well laugh as cry, right?

Like the humor, the plot works on multiple levels but is all over the place in the bad way: it’s not as convoluted as The Big Sleep, but even Raymond Chandler didn’t know the identity of one of the killers in that novel, so I’m not sure that really counts. Almost everyone is screwing someone, literally and figuratively, and every action leads to a catastrophic sequence of results. Harry gets a weak sort of revenge at the movie’s end (another moment that echoes Marlowe in The Long Goodbye), but it feels hollow; there are still two dead girls at the end of this movie,2 and the parade of resurrected cast members at the end doesn’t really dull the sting. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang’s biggest challenge, and biggest failing, is not quite being able to balance the fine line between tragedy and farce.

Its greatest strength is Gay Perry.

I’ve always had a weakness for men who are perpetually on their last nerve, and Val Kilmer’s Perry is as good as it gets. He’s done with Harry almost as soon as they met, and his patience gets shorter as the movie continues. 

Perry: Look up “idiot” in the dictionary. You know what you’ll find?
Harry: A picture of me?
Perry: No! The definition of the word idiot, which you fucking are!

But Perry’s anger isn’t just at that dumbfuck Harry. It’s at his whole dumbfuck world, where people get dragged cross-country because Colin Farrell wants more money, where the lives of women are cheap, where Perry himself has to play nice with idiots, homophobes, and homophobic idiots all the fucking time.

Perry gets the best lines, and Val Kilmer is more than up to the task of delivering them. He and Robert Downey, Jr. play off each other beautifully, Harry’s sad-sack sincerity hitting the sharp-edged wall of Perry’s cynicism. (Michelle Monaghan is a lot of fun too, especially when her character’s not actively being slut-shamed.3)

“Who taught you math?” and “look up ‘idiot’ in the dictionary” are the kind of useful go-to insults that make a movie endlessly quotable, but Perry’s body language and expressions are selling the comedy as elegantly as his line deliveries. We really lost a great one when we lost Val Kilmer.

It’s messy and flawed and incredibly awkward to watch with your teenager4, but Kiss Kiss Bang Bang is still a good time at the movies. I’m glad that Black got to go back to the crime comedy well with The Nice Guys a decade later.

  1. Right down to the LA setting. ↩︎
  2. And one of them got peed on. ↩︎
  3. I love this movie, I do, but man does it not know what it wants to say about women. It never forgets that Harry’s a jackass, so his attitudes about women aren’t endorsed, exactly, but it’s definitely trying to have its cake and eat it too with Harmony’s sexual history and choices. ↩︎
  4. Ask me how I know! In my defense, I’d mostly remembered Gay Perry and forgotten some of the nudity and misogyny. ↩︎
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