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Long Weekend

A nature horror film that knows that people are the real problem.

This atmospheric, off-kilter ’70s horror film begins with Peter (John Hargreaves) and Marcia (Briony Behets) embarking on a weekend camping trip on the beach.

Peter and Marcia are so embittered towards each other, so locked in their sniping, contemptuous death-spiral of a marriage, that no beach on earth could save them. All the same, it doesn’t help that this one is, right from the start, an eerie folk horror beach: the locals don’t know it, the road to it seems to go in endless circles in the dark, and it’s “just before the abattoir.”

Long Weekend is about the natural world lashing out against two people who treat it with destructive disregard, and that makes the abattoir detail all the better. It’s like the air at the beach must already smell faintly of blood. The outback has tolerated that; a slaughterhouse is unpleasant, but it’s following nature’s own logic, if not on nature’s own scale. It’s food.

Peter and Marcia may seem like less of a blight, but they’re unpredictable, unmotivated, and uncontained. Peter tosses a still-burning cigarette out his car window, setting the bush alight. Marcia steals and smashes an eagle’s egg. She creates clouds of insecticide to kill ants who have the temerity to eat the food she left lying about outside. Peter sprays bullets into the sea in a wild attempt to kill a possible shark, and then a dead dugong washes up on the beach. In the purest asshole move of all, he keeps half-chopping down trees. Even he admits he doesn’t know why.

Nature apparently feels like Peter and Marcia shouldn’t make their marital crisis its problem, and so it sets out to eliminate the couple.

Long Weekend is at its best as the horror amps up, with writer Everett De Roche and director Colin Eggleston emphasizing the existential dread of two self-absorbed people slowly becoming aware that they’re not on top of anything out here. They came out to the bush with thousands of dollars of camping gear, ready to either dominate nature (Peter) or ignore it (Marcia), and instead, it’s not only turning on them but swallowing them up. It’s like their protagonist status is dwindling before their eyes: now, as De Roche told Spectacular Optical, they’re “cancer cells.” They understood the world around them as being composed of disparate, controllable parts, but now it’s a cohesive body, a system bent on killing them.

They are tiny. The Happening tried to make you believe people could run from the wind; Long Weekend knows Marcia and Peter can’t run from the world they’re walking on. But it lets them try, to magnificent effect. There’s a scene where Marcia sprints through the woods in the dark, and it almost feels like the scenery is repeating on her in real-time, as if she’s on a treadmill. The night is filled with animal noises, screeches and calls, all too shrill or too loud; alarms and sirens, each one rocketing up Marcia’s heart-rate and filling her with useless adrenaline. The trees are sticky with cobwebs. She’s not going anywhere—except back again, as characters go in every horror movie. Meanwhile, Peter is the pursued in one of the slowest but most unnerving chase scenes since Diabolique: each time he sees the dead dugong, it’s closer. The sand he heaped on it has fallen away. It stinks. The crabs have been eating it. Its child is crying from the waves, and it sounds like a human baby.

Eggleston doesn’t stage more of this than he has to. We get to see one or two live animal attacks, but otherwise, it’s just the way the world seems to close in on Peter and Marcia like a fist, the way the once-empty landscape now seems not only busy but aware. This is a movie that feels like a novel, where the horror is most present not in incident but in a breakdown of the characters’ subjective experience. Prose is perspective, and this is an estranging of perspective.

Even if its goals would arguably be a better fit for another medium, Long Weekend uses its format effectively for the most part. It’s well-shot and comes up with some memorable images—blood and yolk dripping down a tree, for one—and there’s always something to be said for the impact of filming live animals. The De Roche interview I linked above also talked about how the animals were deliberately portrayed as “benign-looking and not overtly aggressive,” so that this wouldn’t be a movie about how Australian wildlife is inherently wacky and dangerous; they’re not threatening but responding to a threat. Live-action, with the implicit neutrality of the camera, can capture that distinction in a way that a story embedded in human characters’ POVs couldn’t.

Once Long Weekend becomes more open about its horror aspirations, it’s interesting even when it isn’t scary. Only the Peter-Marcia relationship makes it occasionally feel like a slog, turning deliberate, meditative ’70s pacing into suffocating unhappiness that can border on the parodic. Look no further than the scene where Peter, hours after the incident, says, “I ran over a kangaroo tonight,” and Marcia turns to stare out the window with all her might. Or if you do keep looking, land on Marcia crying, “I didn’t have to have an abortion, Peter!”

Ah, well. At least the scenes that are heaviest on these kinds of interactions still have on-point small horror touches, like some meat spoiling almost as soon as Marcia takes it from the fridge, or a swarm of mosquitoes descending on a trigger-happy Peter. (Chekhov’s spear gun goes off while it’s still hanging on the wall, too, but that’s a little too showy for my taste.) I also like that Marcia and Peter react differently to all this, that Peter is both more destructive and more repentant—and, in that repentance, assumes nature cares for his apologies—while Marcia, who hates it all from the start, recognizes the mutual animosity sooner and wants to leave as soon as she can. Maybe either one of them could have gotten out alone, if they’d split up earlier. But hey, the trip was supposed to bring them together. In a way, it succeeded.

Long Weekend is streaming on Kanopy.

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