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In Memoriam

I’m Not the Guy You See in the Movies: Joe Don Baker, 1936-2025

Joe Don Baker actually had a heck of a career, even if we'll always remember him as Mitchell.

You guys watch Joe Don Baker movies?

—Mike Nelson

Yes, and so do you. You may not realize it, but he was actually an extremely prolific actor who, you know, was also a big beefy guy. He was over six feet tall and hefty, and he had a Texas accent, and that’s going to typecast you regardless of what talent you do or don’t have. He regretted not getting better roles, but honestly some of his movies are actual classics. The kind you’d be actively angry to see with puppets in the corner, because why aren’t they going after movies that deserve it? Like a lot of other Joe Don Baker movies?

After attending North Texas State College (now University of North Texas) on, yes, an athletic scholarship and getting a degree in business administration, Baker did a two-year stint in the Army. From there, he moved to New York and became a lifelong member of the Actors Studio. He admired Robert Mitchum—the two would actually both appear in Cape Fear, the remake—and Spencer Tracy. He appeared on Broadway in Marathon ‘33, the Tony-nominated autobiographical play by June Havoc. Then, he made the move to Hollywood.

Mostly, he made turkeys. However, there are a few movies he’s in that will make anyone with a decent knowledge of film sit up and take notice. He is uncredited, but he’s in Cool Hand Luke. Charley Verrick, where he is second-billed. Junior Bonner, where he is fifth-billed but behind, you know, Ida Lupino. He worked with some of the greats, and apparently Steve McQueen repeatedly kept him from punching Sam Peckinpah, whom he found insufferable. He later said he was joking about threatening the MST3K guys, but he seemed completely serious about wanting to strangle Peckinpah.

Heck, there are a few films he appeared in that resonate with me as a Gen-Xer. He played Winona Ryder’s father in Reality Bites, which really does have such a bizarre assortment of people. He was in Mars Attacks!, ditto. He was two different characters in the James Bond franchise, if that’s more your speed. He played Joe McCarthy once and was in the original Fletch and played Totally Not Babe Ruth in The Natural, and he said he wanted to play the actual Babe Ruth. It would’ve been interesting casting, all things considered.

And, yes, the turkeys. Mitchell, which was theatrical release despite looking like it was made for TV. Final Justice, because why not send Joe Don Baker to Malta? Leonard Part 6. Doubtless others. You kind of feel bad for the guy, especially if he was trying to be funny by his reaction to Mitchell on MST3K. Maybe he was; maybe he wasn’t. But to be fair to him, it’s impossible to tell if anyone has talent by watching them in Mitchell. Not even Spencer Tracy would have managed it.