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The All-Time Top Five Revenge Movies

A list best served cold.

This month saw the releases of A Working Man, Jason Stathamโ€™s latest since last yearโ€™s gleeful vengeance fest The Beekeeper, and The Amateur in which Rami Malek is mentored in the art of revenge via the cosmic gravity of Laurence Fishburne who recently performed the same service for Keanu Reeves in the John Wick series of films. Itโ€™s safe to say that – unlike the hundreds of henchmen deployed against Wick, the various Liam Neeson personae, or the Peloton-enhanced bodies of everyone from Kevin Costner to Bob Odenkirk โ€“ the revenge thriller is alive and thriving. Should we be concerned about a trend celebrating unsanctioned gunplay as a means to catharsis? Iโ€™m sure the other trend of theatrical releases for faith-based DTS fare will cleanse our collective souls.

But since society has shown an unending appetite for solitary vigilantes roaming unchecked, and movie history is rife with options from the numerous adaptations of The Count of Monte Cristo to the creative mayhem of Park Chan-Wook, Media Magpies will direct the bloodthirst toward the five essential pictures that celebrate our most enduring primal cinematic fantasy. Donโ€™t like our choices? Get your retribution by posting your favorites in the comments.


The Lion King โ€“ Several options for this list were chopped at the last moment for skewing โ€œtoo silly,โ€ such as Lloydโ€™s laxative-based scheme in Dumb and Dumber. This is a vestigial entry from that lighter draft, but this Disney sorta-MacBeth interpretation is important to include because itโ€™s the introduction for most children to the concept of righting past wrongs with your claws out. Sure, adult Simba is protecting the kingdom from a failure of a ruler. But serving the state is not the dramatic engine that burns here, itโ€™s the memory of mighty Mufasaโ€™s cooling corpse that young Simba snuggled. Learning Scar was the real killer is what gives Simba the strength to finish the fight with his uncle. Plus technically itโ€™s the hyenas that ultimately kill Scar, so Simba has the halo of blamelessness that protects all movie heroes that murder for the right reasons.

In the Bedroom โ€“ Doling out extralegal punishment isnโ€™t just for the curiously buff loner. Before chronicling the rise and fall of Lydia TรR, Todd Field adapted this short story about a pair of grieving parents (Tom Wilkinson and Sissy Spacek, both deservedly nominated for Academy Awards) who seethe while their sonโ€™s killer roams free in their coastal town. By making a movie about grief first and revenge second, Field leaves room to contemplate the story in terms of the characters and their choices rather than build a scenario to justify the violence.

Manon of the Spring โ€“ In your average revenge flick, young women usually exist only to be rescued by men with a particular set of skills. Thereโ€™s also a subsection of revenge films, led by the infamous I Spit On Your Grave, that put revenge in the hands of the woman for the mere price of an extreme attack on her body. But what if I told you thereโ€™s a movie where a young woman takes revenge that revolves around land and water rights malfeasance? Thereโ€™s also a corpse to be avenged, and youโ€™ll have to watch the first movie in the two-part series, Jean de Florette, for that information. Fortunately both movies are fantastic, with the treachery of Yves Montandโ€™s Cรฉsar in Florette balancing out his comeuppance at the hands of Manon (Emmanuelle Bรฉart), even if in the end you canโ€™t help feeling some pangs of sympathy for all involved.

The Birds โ€“ The novelty of non-humans getting vengeance already makes this a stand-out example. But its greatest contribution to the genre is a tale where the revengers (every wild bird surrounding the tiny seaside community of Bodega Bay) have opaque motivations. Instead, weโ€™re stuck in the perspective of the revengees, a bunch of rich ninnies and growling workers who get caught under the beaks of the aggrieved avians. None of them can imagine whatโ€™s upsetting the birds, who theyโ€™ve previously described as filthy and ignorant. They casually order roast chicken. They call for every living bird to be shot on sight. What could have changed to make the birds want revenge now when theyโ€™ve been nothing but background noise? It doesn’t matter anymore, all the people can do is barricade themselves against the fury.

Munich โ€“ At last, an entry with your typical gun-toting male and his well-defined abs righting a wrong committed in the first act. After terrorists kill eleven Isreali athletes at the 1972 Munich Olympics, Avner (Eric Bana) heads an off-the-books Mossad team charged with finding and assassinating an equal number of the Palestinians involved in the slaughter. Often the hero of a revenge movie will feel the cost of the task on their soul โ€“ often conveniently after killing their target โ€“ but Avner and his team feel the weight almost immediately and it only grows heavier as they make their way down the list. With an all-time cold water bath of a final shot, Munich considers a world where revenge becomes policy.