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Intrusive Thoughts

The Choice to Know

Knowing about a celebrity can be the right choice.

I mentioned to someone the other day that I had no intention of watching One Battle After Another because, for the most part, I don’t vibe with Paul Thomas Anderson movies, so I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t like it. The person replied that they go out of their way not to know things about celebrities because actors and so forth are “just people doing a job,” and it’s not important to know things about them. And I find this an utterly bizarre take on multiple levels, not the least of which is that knowing what kind of movies someone makes is just basic to knowing about movies.

So okay, I freely admit that half my job around here is Knowing Things About Celebrities. And yeah, I have removed people from my schedule when I learned bad things about them. I don’t want to pay tribute to the work of someone who did not learn as a child that no means no and we don’t touch people without their consent. Maybe this guy wouldn’t; I don’t know. And there is the perpetual conversation about Separating The Art From The Artist, to which I generally respond that there’s a difference between consuming art from Patricia Highsmith and consuming art from J.K. Rowling. Highsmith is dead, and she’s never going to know if I read a Ripley book or not and won’t use my reading it to say I support her work.

I do also think it’s insulting to actors, directors, and writers to call them “just people doing a job.” I suspect that person isn’t terribly creative and doesn’t understand what goes into a lot of film industry jobs. You can’t just drudge your way through it without it being obvious onscreen. Just ask Ben Affleck. Yeah, a lot of people in the industry are doing the jobs they can get, but they still have to put something of themselves into it. We also know that a lot of people are doing things they’re genuinely excited about and are throwing themselves into it. Just ask Iman Vellani.

I try to draw a line in my work. You don’t have to do a ton of reading of my celebrity columns to encounter my saying that something is none of my business, and for the most part I focus on their public life ahead of their relationships. I wrote an entire article about Jennifer Aniston without once mentioning the name of anyone she’s been in a relationship with, because my whole point was that we should care less. Did I talk about how A.J. Langer is now a member of the British aristocracy? Yes, because that’s bonkers and fascinating. Mostly, who celebrities are boinking is their business.

Mostly. Because I will die on the hill that Marvel should’ve been paying better attention to the rumour mill and maybe looked a little deeper into a certain person’s background. Is it hard, watching his appearances and knowing? Yes, but since one of them was Quantumania, it was just going to be. But I’d rather know. Yes, it’s ruined the work of several people whose work I really enjoyed. On the other hand, I’d also rather know if all kinds of other people “just doing jobs” were doing the sort of thing some celebrities have done, too, especially if they were doing it without consequences. I’m not naming names, but come on.