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The Friday Article Roundup

The whole damn FAR is here!

Who wouldn't cuss in anticipation of the week's best pop culture writing?

The article reservoir overflows with:

  • Movie adaptations of postcards
  • Cartoon depictions of mental states
  • Actors’ expressions of physical comedy
  • Critics’ admissions of acquiesence
  • Kids’ creation of culture

Thanks to no damn body for contributing this week! Send articles throughout the next week to magpiesfar [at] gmail, post articles from the past week in the comments for discussion, and Have a Happy Friday!


Movies Silently reports on yet another cash-in comic adaptation, the trend-chasing and postcard-based 1905 film The Whole Dam Family And The Dam Dog:
Edwin S. Porterโ€™s film adaptation doesnโ€™t stray far from its source material, displaying the members of the Dam family one by one like a sweary Brady Bunch, each with a play on their shared surname and displaying obnoxious behaviors like incessant talking, gum-chewing and smoking. The actorsโ€™ faces are exaggerated with makeup, putty and possibly wires to provide snub noses. (A loop of wire was attached to the tip of the nose and fastened behind the head, pulling the nose up. It was difficult to detect head-on.)

At his substack, a depressed John Paul Brammer considers whether the new Smurfs movie will speak to his condition:
As far as plots go, though, this one was workable. Compelling, even. Relatable? Yes! Imagine my excitement when the movie introduced a magic talking book as a character. Would it give No Name Smurf some fragment of language that would help him out of his rut? Some paragraph of arcane wisdom that No Name will have to translate and, between its lines, find himself? Was Smurfs (2025) speaking directly to me, to a depressed individual (also blue, in his way) whose lack of ability to communicate his plight was manifesting in feelings of isolation from the slick, glossy, colorful world around him?

Saloni Gajjar praises the many faces of Alan Tudyk in Resident Alien at The AV Club:
The duality of trying to be a person without truly understanding what it entails allows Tudyk to go all in on physical comedy. His awkward, restrained, yet never cartoonish performance will leave you wheezing, whether heโ€™s hogging down pizza slices, fighting with a kid who can see his real self, giving CPR to an octopus, making out with an avian alien (played by Edi Patterson), or just attempting to smile. No, really, the way he grins in Resident Alien is straight out of a horror movie, but kudos to Tudyk for grounding a kooky fish-out-of-water story with humor and surprising nuance.

Anthony Cougar Miccio makes the case for continuing to reluctantly use Spotify:
So why havenโ€™t I jumped ship? Utility. A lack of confidence. My kid loves to listen to music through our Roku, and Qobuz isnโ€™t on Roku. Neither is Tidal. Iโ€™ve also seen some grumbles about the relative lack of playlist searchability and accessing the apps through Apple CarPlay. Still, the music industry (even just the obscure, arty side!) could give one of these apps a vote of confidence, and devalue Spotify by abandoning it. That would be great. Or Tidal or Quboz could make clear theyโ€™re really hoping to match Spotify’s UI and market share. That would also be great. But, until either happens, or Ek reveals plans more diabolical than Googleโ€™s, Iโ€™m just not convinced I wouldnโ€™t be giving up convenience for a dubious, fragile sense of pride. Buying a Tesla once seemed like the right thing for Mother Earth, too, yโ€™know.

And for the Cambridge Day (yes, the FAR is hyperlocal!), Michael Gutierrez plugs hands-off third spaces as a way for young people to create their own culture:
The major fallacy that sleeps in the hearts of most adults who fancy themselves proponents of youth culture is that culture is a gift that can be given to youth the way you leave a present underneath a Christmas tree. Hence the preponderance of local arts and cultural opportunities for children that are mediated, to greater and lesser degrees, by the magnanimity of adults, who, unsurprisingly, have very adultlike ideas about the who, what, where, when and why of art. The truth is that culture canโ€™t be gifted โ€“ youโ€™ve got to reach out and make it your own.